Australian cartoonist Jon Kudelka has been splitting our sides (with a pen, not an axe) since June 2006 with scintillating employment ideas for Prime Minister John Howard once he and Janette are thrown out of Kastle Kirribilli and onto the streets of taxpayer funded plenty for the rest of their unnatural lives.

Many of Kudelka's suggestions show an eerie insight into Little Johnny's innermost feelings and desires. From the very first one:

Courtesy Jon Kudelka

to The Eighth Dwarf:

Courtesy Jon Kudelka

Through to one of the latest, #92 Elect Vessel:

Courtesy Jon Kudelka Now he's putting them all in a book which will include the complete collection. In the meantime, we await that final 101st use. It should be a doozy.

Folks, you're gonna get 224 pages, including extras, all for a lousy 20 bucks. Simply clickez-vous ici to get one while stocks last. And, for the first 500 sold, Jon is throwing in a fridge magnet featuring one of Little Johnny's new career opportunities, for free. You will never again be this alert and alarmed. Unless, crosses at the ready, the little bastard somehow wins the election.

So hurry, act now. You won't regret it. I know I won't.