Nothing happened to The Little Digger in Afghanistan, where Big Dick Cheney almost copped a radical dispersal of body tissue from a suicide bomber, so-o-o-o-o off he went to Iraq.
Clad in the leather jacket that makes him feel big and tough, just like the one Georgie Bush wore when he declared "Mission Accomplished," Our Brave PM almost copped his own radical dispersal of body tissue when the RAAF Hercules he just took off in began to fill with smoke and had to land right away, pronto. Wow! Did he get on the mobile to Big Dick right away? You betcha. "Dick! Dick! It's John Dubya Howard here. Oh, did I get you out of bed? Gosh, I'm sorry, but I just had to call you with the great news … I nearly got killed too!"
See Major Magoo run at a fast waddle from the big smoke-filled Hercules airplane and be interviewed on the tarmac:
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The minute his campaign strategists heard the news back home they launched internal and push polling all over the place to judge the reaction of voters. "Would you now vote for Our Brave Mr Howard, knowing that he risked his life for you? Or do you support the cowardly Mr Rudd?"
All in a day's work for the manlet who will do anything to stay in power.
-- Olney Garkle
Why doesn't our fearful leader practice what he preaches and stay in Iraq "until the job is done" ? If he happens to meet his maker, there is a veritable conga line of arseholes all too willing to take on the leadership. Hopefully it will be a short term position.
Posted by perry on March 18, 2007
Well, the snapper up of ill-considered trifles certainly pounced on this one. Probably wishing he had a grave to lay a wreath on and possibly regretting that he struck a deal with Bush ensuring that all his token soldiers were safely wrapped in cotton-wool at all times.
Posted by Maurice on March 18, 2007
He was just back burning the eyebrows again so troops wouldn't mistake him for the Caramelo koala.
Posted by theBigStinkGuide on March 19, 2007