The Predator: Stuffed Sgt. Bagge -- oops, I mean Staff Sgt. Bagge, ha-ha-ha, I want to thank you from the bottom of my, er, my, y'know, the thang pumps blood all over the place, for sacrificing not just one of your legs but both of 'em in the war on ever'thang but terror. It's young fodder like you, uh, I mean, young fellas like you, makes me 'n' God look good in the eyes of our fodder Umeruhcans … damn, I mean fellow Umeruhcans. I know their sugar-coated pump-thangs and fat-saturated brains (hey, I got that one right!) go out to you on this the first day of the rest of your, er, life. (Suppresses giggle.)

The Prey: Thank you, Mr Predator.

--Chet LaMerde

LaMerde note: If you think the above is cruel, how cruel is Dubya's wasteful sacrifice of young American lives in Iraq for absolutely no justifiable reason?