Not exactly the news item of the century to you, maybe, but to us here at Bilegrip, the new headquarters of the Political Prisoner's of the Future, SCATT's acquisition was cause enough to crack the flagons and casks for a hearty night of guffawing, stumbling, falling about, spewing raucously in the manner of Guest House Paradiso and, finally, howling at the moon … an example of autochthonous tribal unity which presented enormous creative difficulties as the troublesome disk was nowhere to be seen owing to its being in the phase authorities call New.

And rest.

Alors, Harold Hark's Scum at the Top may now be found here, whereas, after 10 May, it will no longer be found there.

Getting SCATT in order was not the only reason Bilegrip has gone missing of late. Like the two-bob bloke who finishes mowing his lawn and figures, "what the heck, I'll mow the neighbour's lawn too" and just keeps going, Willikers spent all the time we were slaving over the Harkian Transfer upgrading and tweaking stuff on his computer, my computer, your computer and the Queen's computer before finally coming to a constipated halt on Good Thursday. But then the endless Easter break began which knocked hell out of everyone's barely regained continuity of thought. Following that, problems with the new server hair-tore our barely regained grip on sanity: namely, it kept on and keeps on dropping out. Finally, the last twenty-four hours have been lost to cleaning up the Bilegrip computer from a viral attack no doubt caused by Willikers's insane upgrading and tweaking and, well, it's only now we can draw a breath.

But lo and behold, yet another holiday looms: Anzac Day™ (An event wholly owned and operated by John Howard's Australia, Pty. Ltd.)

So, what the hell. We'll be back next Wednesday, the 26th. In the meantime, a few words about the new Bilegrip mob can be found on our About page.

Chet LaMerde