Oy Vey. Like a toddler who thinks no one has seen him steal from the cookie jar, John "of course I'm corrupt, isn't everyone?" Howard scampered away from the Cole Commission today. And since most Australians haven't even reached the age of toddlerhood, he may be justified in sniggering to himself. Because, let's face it, they don't care and the rest of us don't count.
Paving the way for the little twat's ignoble escape were Alexander "Little Lord" Downer and Mark "Stumblebum" Vaile. Like Bart Simpson, I'm sticking my finger down my throat for relief.
This country is a joke.
Fcuk it. After almost three weeks away from the inane insane world of unformed old men grasping at- or slobbering with- power, I have to tell you (as Jeff "let 'em eat cake" Kennett used to say) that I enjoyed every minute of it. So much so that I'm going to take a further, thoroughly undeserved, sabbatical.
As Umeruhca's Village Idiot and Iran's Ahmadasahatter prepare to greet Armageddon in the name of their patsy deities, and Gollum Jr continues to make Australia the laughing stock of the world, I'm off to contemplate the cowpats of the field.
Stay tuned for Bilegrip's new editor.
Mr Willikers - I hope this is not your valedictory Op-Ed. You are returning I trust.
I was wondering where you had been. I thought you had been nabbed for holding up an ATM in Paris (after spending hours trying to find one) only to discover it had no Francs to withdraw. Nor foreign currency - a dollar, dime, cent, "p," or pound.
In an irrational act, atypical of you, you drew a pistol and started to fire at the machine. I can imagine the scene. The crazy French would have stood around applauding you-until a gendarme appeared. There would have been much hissing and booing from the anarchic onlookers as you were reluctantly arrested.
You would have been treated as a hero in your cell block - for holding a street riot against an "agency" (Agence Teller Merde) of the globalised banking system.
I hope your sojourn is not too long. We need people like you to keep the bastards dishonest.
vinceDJ, Bright, Australia
Posted by david james baird on April 13, 2006