Let's not forget about those shirking cripples! I am one of them -- a lazy, disabled freeloader who refuses to go back to work! Kevin Andrews is hunting all of us bludgers down!

But I suppose it's my own fault for deliberately disabling myself so I can't work and then having the audacity to expect that the government to which I paid my taxes would look after me. Such selfishness, huh? How dare I expect Mr Howard to use any of his constant budget surpluses to benefit the disadvantaged people of Australia!